USAID Workforce Slashed From 10,000 to Under 300 as Elon Musk’s DOGE Decimates Agency

In a shocking turn of events, the workforce of the United States Agency for International Development (USAID) has been decimated from 10,000 employees to under 300 following Elon Musk’s announcement regarding the popular cryptocurrency Dogecoin (DOGE).

Elon Musk, the CEO of SpaceX and Tesla, has been known for his affinity towards Dogecoin, often tweeting about the cryptocurrency and causing its value to fluctuate significantly. In a recent tweet, Musk announced that he would be dedicating a significant portion of his fortune to „decimate“ USAID’s workforce using Dogecoin.

Following Musk’s announcement, the value of Dogecoin skyrocketed, leading to massive sell-offs and layoffs at USAID. Many employees were left shocked and uncertain about their future, as the agency grapples with the sudden loss of its workforce.

While Musk’s actions have sparked controversy and outrage, some have praised his bold approach to philanthropy and wealth distribution. Regardless of one’s opinion on the matter, the impact of Musk’s announcement on USAID and its employees cannot be denied.

As the dust settles and the implications of Musk’s actions become clear, one thing is certain: the workforce of USAID will never be the same again.